Theoden "Gissa job, go on giss us one"
Boromir 1, The statue was the best audience Boromir would ever get for his rendition of "ein HeldenLeben" - normally he had ot hope for people who were merely stone-deaf...
Boromir 2, Boromir was just about to wind his horn when he was horrified to discover one of those pesky hobbits had switched his sword for a rolled up newspaper
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
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