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Outside of Bree
Harry the Gatekeeper: Who goes there?
Frodo: It is I, Frodo, son of Drogo Baggins, from the Hill of Hobbiton. Heir of the Burglar, defeater of the Sackville-Bagginses, Keeper of The Ring!
Harry: Pull the other one!
Frodo: I am, and this is my trusty servant Sam. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my quest at Rivendell. I must speak with your lord and master.
Harry: What? Ridden on a horse?
Frodo: Yes!
Harry: You're using coconuts!
Frodo: What?
Harry: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
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