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Newscaster: ...And Minas Tirith is under attack by the orcs of Mordor. <pause> In other news, the price of pipeweed has gone up, and in a surprise move, Gaffer Gamgee has sold his potato business. <pause> You're watching Shire News 4 at eight. We'll be back, after this.
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I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.
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