Frodo: Really Bilbo, a bit of toothpaste will take the tarnish clean off this blade since your too cheap to buy the high quality stuff.
or
Bilbo: And when the housekeeper's come we'll teach them a lesson
Frodo: But Bilbo I don't really think they meant to forget to put the chocolate on your pillow
Bilbo: You only say that because you got one!!
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.
-8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"
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