Treebeard: No junk foods, just earthly goods, I ate weird berries in the woods, Now I see colours, I'm getting higher...I think I'll start A FOREST FIRE!
(-Dead Kennedys, Forest Fire)
Orcs: WAR! (huh) What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!
(Some other band, some other song)
Gandalf: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid...(etc.)
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Sam: THAT'S an elf? Ohh, I wanted the short ones with the beards...
Legolas: I'm so jealous, Boromir is so much prettier than I.
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On second thought, the movies would be WAY funnier if the people said these things.
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