I figured he was being slightly silly- I mean, it's HI after all- but I had a nifty little answer that allowed me to mention vampires so I went ahead and posted anyway.
(also, chances are at least two or three people wouldn't know he was kidding in his post and would've tried to answer- and I doubt their answer would've been as cool as mine

)
Gah!

I should've seen that coming. Nice one.