An unsuspecting Frodo takes a walk.
Why hello there, hobbit! Where be you a going?
Nowhere important! Why do you ask?
You're going to destroy the Ring of Power, aren't you?! We'll just see about that! Garrrr!!!
What are you doing? No. No!
Gandalf: Ha ha! Gotcha!
Frodo: Help! Help me!
Hark! A hobbit in trouble! Come, Aragorn! We ride!
*both set out after 'hobbit-napper'*
Fools! They shan't catch me!
Hahaha! Faster my horsey! Faster!
Quick! We must set our own hobbits on him!
*thinks back on time they had to use them on Boromir when he tried to steal the ring*
Eomer: Yes! We shall have this captor in no time!
*five minutes later*
Thank you kind sirs! I don't know how I can ever fully repay you! Here, take this ring!
'Tis all in the day's work! Come, Aragorn!
Wait! Who are you?
No one of consequence.
I must know!
Get used to disappointment! *
rides away with Gandalf who is bound in chains*
I knew I should have gotten "The Shadowfax."
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Lame, I know.
