Merry: What's this...Castle Auuuuggghhh?
Sam: Huh?
Merry: It says....Castle Auuuugghhh. Maybe he wrote it when he was dying.
Frodo: Uhh, guys?
Sam: Oh please, who would bother writing "Auuuugghhhh!" He'd just say it.
Merry: Look, I'm just reading what it's saying.
Pippin: Maybe he was dictating.
Frodo: OOOOAAAAH!
Merry: No, no, no, see it says "auuughhh!" From the back of the throat.
Frodo: No, I mean "OOOAAAH!" as in surprise and alarm.
Merry: Oh so you mean "AHHH!"
Frodo: Yes, AHHHH!
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