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onewhitetree · 05-09-2002, 07:43 PM

Baran: I actually happen to be a vegetarian, which suits two points -- it nullifies your entire argument and keeps me fitting into my leather pants.

Birdland: you are perceptive.

Gimli Son of Gloin: your "modest proposal" has one flaw -- once the person passes the age of 15 or so, the flesh gets notably tougher after the loss of baby fat. One would have to catch the criminals by the age of four, ideally, and voila! A prime dainty, and beautiful gloves for the ladies to boot.

05-09-2002, 07:43 PM	#25
onewhitetree Seeker of Syntax Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Scene of the Crime Posts: 264	Baran: I actually happen to be a vegetarian, which suits two points -- it nullifies your entire argument and keeps me fitting into my leather pants. Birdland: you are perceptive. Gimli Son of Gloin: your "modest proposal" has one flaw -- once the person passes the age of 15 or so, the flesh gets notably tougher after the loss of baby fat. One would have to catch the criminals by the age of four, ideally, and voila! A prime dainty, and beautiful gloves for the ladies to boot. __________________ onewhitetree (also known as Kate) Well, I'M BACK.