Formally introduce myself and my animals, then proceed to teach them the Time Warp...
Afterwards, I think we would have a lovely victorian picnic in a cemetery, or I would conduct an art lesson...
I really don't know what we would do... Or I would do for that matter with 200,000 orcs at my door. Maybe I could invite Melkor or something over. Not Sauron though, I have a suspicion that he would steal them... While Melkor would give me tips on how to care for them. Then, we could sit, drink tea and talk philosophy and music. Besides, Melkor is cooler anyway...
~Ka
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