[Esgallhugwen]

I think I've done this one before but this picture seems more suitable.

The short listed but long winded rules of Hobbit Ball:

Pippin: Come on, come on show me how to play Hobbit Ball!
Treebeard: Now now Master Peregrin Took, don't be hasty *picks up Merry*
Merry: Hey! What are you doing?
Treebeard: Now now Master Meriadoc Brandybuck, don't be hasty *rolls Merry up into a ball*
Merry: Heyunmphh!
Treebeard: Now listen and observe. It's best to roll your Hobbit up as tightly as you can without breaking it's back.
Pippin: Yes, go on.
Treebeard: Once this is done, raise your arm slowly and drop the Hobbit Ball like so *drops Merry* following through with a swift kick like so *kicks Merry sending him flying into the woods*
Pippin is stunned into silence
Treebeard: Now it's your turn *is about to pick up Pippin*
Pippin: Actually I think I hear a Nazgul, see you later!