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Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim
Challenge the leader and two of his best Orcs to a game of Monopoly (because it takes ages to finish)
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I would challenge them to a game of that classic from the 70's,
Escape From Colditz. It took so long to gather the little cards which gave your plastic men guns or fake passports that you began to wonder if they were ever going to get out, and then when they did, they'd land on a square where they'd get caught. The Orcs would die of boredom.
Or else I'd challenge them to a game of darts. With my useless throwing I'd knock out one hundred and eighty Orcs a time with one arrow.