Heh heh! Pippin is such a dork!
Ha! You said it!
Careful! He might over hear us!
Too late! Hahahahahaha!!!!
Uh oh! What's he doing?!
AH! I've been hit! ehhhhh *dies*
Oh no! He's coming right at us!
Ah! Nooooooooo.....
Eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps off cliff*
Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!
Pip! What did you do?!
Ah! Nevermind! No! Nooo!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
And thus the Fellowship of the Ring gradually came to an end leaving Pippin to destroy the ring.
Ooo, butterscotch!
Nevermind.