Gollum: Hungry? Why wait, grab some Lembas!
Morgoth: Hey, Sauron. I'm gonna retire. You can take over.
Pippin: Smoking kills!
Gandalf: Forget the staff, I need me one of them there lightsabers!
Denethor: Whew! Here comes the King. My job's done.
(Suddenly, out of nowhere, Saruman comes out and starts juggling Palantirs?!)
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