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Saruman: *wears a t-shirt that says "Trees Hugger" * "Save the forests!
Uruk leader: Why, hello there little hobbit. Aint you a cutie? I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and pet you and name you George!
Arwen: Marry me Aragorn!
Eowyn: Dont marry her! She's too pointy!
Arwen: Oh yeah? Well you're too pale!
Eowyn: Pale like a 'pale spring that has not yet come to woman hood'! .... Is that something to be proud of? Anyway, you're just a concieted elf chick.
Arwen: Why you- Aragorn is mine! *grabs 1 of Aragorns arms*
Eowyn: No! he's mine! *grabs the other of Aragorns arms*
*they pull back and forth, screaming ownership over Aragorn*
Aragorn: *whimper* help me.....
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