If Lord of the Rings had been adapted as Anime...
Well, I'd rather not imagine such a nightmare for fear of an immediate coronary conclusion, but nevertheless....
-Arwen would have purple hair. If she was lucky.
-Bilbo would run a dojo and have a rock garden.
-The concept of artificial dragon APC's would be revived.
-Aragorn would be blonde.
-There would be speedlines everywhere.
-Frodo's eyes would be even bigger, if possible.
-Gandalf would look even more like Hidetora Ichimonji than he did in the Rankin-Bass films.
-Sauron would be 30' tall and could cause his enemies to explode in a spray of blood by clapping his hands.
-The Shire would be infested with bamboo and lotus blossoms.
-Boromir would most likely have really hairy arms and long sideburns. And possibly a topknot.
-All the swords would be curved. Anduril would be five-and-a-half feet long and would talk in the typical bad-atitude fashion.
-Barad-Dur would be 20,000 feet tall and Sauron would be depicted casually slaying errant minions on all possible occasions.
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Last edited by Beleg Cuthalion; 03-11-2005 at 11:33 PM.
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