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Sam: Inhale this, but do not touch.
Shelob: I smell nothing.
Sam: What you do not smell is called iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
Or...on another Nerd Channel...
Sam: Perhaps together Mr. Frodo, the Makhtar Chant of Strength! Nurak, turath! Nurak, turath!
Or...on the Geek Trail...
Shelob: What happen?
Shelob: Someone set up us the Elf Warrior.
Sam: Hello you filth.
Sam: All Mr. Frodo is belong to us.
Sam: You have no time to survive make your time.
Sam: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Or...on a more Boring Level...
Sam: This is DISTILLED vinegar!
Or...on a Silly Level...
Sam: To be, or not to be, if you follow me!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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