Only Tooks and Ponies
After having drawn attention to himself by singing a rhyme on the table and then disappearing without trace, Bingo crept to a corner of the Prancing Pony and removed the Ring, only to be confornted by the mysterious hooded Hobbit. Removing his hood, the Hobbit, whose name was Trotter, took a puff on a large cigar and a sipped from a mug of ale curiously adorned with a miniature umbrella. Fixing Bingo with a condescending look, Trotter declared:
"Bingo, you plonker ...!"
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!
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