With many apologies to the Monty Python boys....
Faramir:"Good evening, and welcome to the Henneth Annun Forbidden Pool, Ithilien, for this year's finals of the All-Middle Earth Summarize Proust Competition.
As you may remember, each contestant has to give a brief summary of Proust's 'A La Recherche du Temps Perdus', once in a swimsuit and once in evening dress.
So let's crack straight on with our first contestant tonight. From the gladden fields, Mr Smeagol Gollum......
Gollum: Fisssssshh nice Fisssssssh?
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
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