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There once was a Wizard chap
Who between his ears had a gap
A terrible bore
Who made us all snore
And his fireworks were utterly crap.
By Lotho Sackville-Baggins.
Not Limericks, but a few poems.
Legolas Greenleaf asleep under tree
You had better wake up, for you need a pee
If you lie there much longer, your pants will be wet
For as old as you are, you`re not potty trained yet.
All that is good is not clever
All with a sword are not brave
If you follow that dimwit forever
You`ll end up in an early grave.
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