Sam didn't know what to think when, upon accepting some fine Elven rope from Galadriel, he pulled out one of her hair extensions by mistake. Gimli, of course, was quite distraught to discover that his gift was now in fact a fake, sporting a label reading "Made in Umbar. Rinse twice daily in diluted Entdraught".
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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