Alatar, so what you are saying is that Sauron was forming his very own Legion of Doom to counter the Fellowship's JLA.
So Sauron=Lex Luthor
Balrog = Bizarro
Smaug would have been Riddler?
Saruman as Scarecrow
A corrupted Radagast as Cheetah
May he even could have pulled out a corrupted Alatar and Pallando to form some twisted WonderTwins knock-off ("Twin Wizards Powers Activate! Form of some Crappy wizards!!!")
See now you don't seem so ridiculous
