When Legolas asked Aragorn to tell his fortune, it all got a bit one-sided.
Aragorn: Oooh... I see... I see... a crown! And look, there's me! In a fancy tunic.... with a dozen hot Elf chicks! Oh, then I get slapped by the wife.
Legolas: Yes, but what about meee?!
Aragorn: Ehh... you're somewhere in the crowd.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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