The saucepan-man action figure, with permanent saucepan action. Frighten all your friends with his more than thee phrases including:
"Oh dear, my saucepan is stuck on my head!"
"Balrogs DEFINATLY are not not unwinged."
"Tom Bombadill is like this guy who is like this other guy who is kind 'a like the first guy but not."
Sorry saucepan, there are just random things that I found amusing.