Oh what a terrible choice Nilp - between scary, control freak husband, terminally grumpy, grouchy and prone to crucial procrastination husband, or deeply dippy, talks to the birdies husband .... all with ghastly beards ....
but I have so far failed to find a suitable quintet of ladies ......
Perhaps as an extension of Fordim's dinnerparty thread someone should devise a perfect assembly of mlae downers and middle-earthers for a stag night lol