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Originally Posted by Assasin
And I know elves are like, really perfect, and everything, but how could Leggy "surf" down the steps? My sister tried to do that. Bozo. Lord of the rings is potentially harmful for the stupid people who try to do the elf stunts.
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Careful, you'll have people wanting LotR 'banned' because it could be potentially harmful, especially in this litigious culture that even bans games of conkers for fear of lawsuits! I just hope your sister never watches anything by Johnny Knoxville then.
I think the whole 'surfing on a shield' thing would have been feasible. I spent many a happy hour as a child bombing down the stairs in my friend's house, perched on a tea tray 'sled'. Alas our games eventually came to an end when her father decided to take a turn at this and ended up in hospital. Though I'm quite sure an Elf would be
far more agile than a lorry driver with a back complaint
