Theoden: Is anyone else confused? Gandalf is saying that he is Saruman, as he should have been, which means that he's trying to overthrow me and conquer Rohan, and Grima is his servant, but at the same time his name is Gandalf, and he's thrown Grima out, but then again he's taken Grima's place and is now counselling me to lead a possibly suicidal attack on Saruman's (his?) armies. But on the OTHER hand....
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Theoden hears the joke about the elf, the man, and dwarf going into the bar one too many times...
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