Hey, what's the matter with wavy blonde hair?
 
 (Here, I have a commercial.  Imagine it's said in a really cheesy deep voice, you know, like all those action figure commercials are.)
 
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				 DUN DUN DUN!  BATTLE DOWNERS! 
  
 New from Hazbeen™, it's Battle-Downers! 
  
 Kid1: Oh boy!  Battle-downers! 
  
 Participate as Hugely Muscular Nilpaurion™ and Hugely Muscular Meneltarmacil™ fight to the death! 
  
 Menel: Dodge this rock, Nilp! 
  
 Nilp: I shall, Menel! 
  
 *crash!* 
  
 Kid2: Oh boy!  Battle-Downers! 
  
 DUN DUN DUN!  BATTLE DOWNERS!
			
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  And also from Hazbeen™, the Intellectual line of toys: 
Fordim Hedgethistle, The Saucepan Man, and 
davem figures.  Watch in awe as they get together on top of your toy chest and smoke.  Fire extinguisher sold seperately.