Tolkien: (trying his best Gollum impression) Itsssss mine, my own, my precccciouuuusss.
Sauron: The cover of Sauron's new CD, with hits like....
Eye see you
The Void
I see a red eye and I want to paint it black (remake of the Rolling Stones)
One is the loneliest number (remake of whoever sang that song)
It aint easy being a Dark Lord
and many more....
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