You get ticked off when you're talking to someone and have to explain what a Balrog is. (Guilty)
Christmas has lost its glimmer since ROTK came out last year. What do we have left to look forward to? (Guilty)
You realize that you've been mentally referring to yourself by your elven name. (Guilty.)
You go crazy when you find out that Council of Elrond (
www.councilofelrond.com) has a name generator that will tell you what your real name translates to in Quenya, Sindar, and Rohirric by telling you what your English name means and then using the elven/Rohirric translation for the words. (guilty)