I would control Seattle... Allowing as many protesters to terrorize the city, Turn the whole city into a forest, get rid of pink (though it's not common up here...
) and have the streets play
Rasputina,
Belle&Sebastian,
David Bowie and
Dresden Dolls endlessly... Also, I would find a Boromir-look-alike and make him my pet. Then, all the hobo's and I would have a ballroom party and maybe we would invite everyone else. Of course, David Bowie would come and have a concert and the tickets WOULD NOT be sold out! Then, I would give him Queen Anne Hill and make him the Goblin King. Before I forget, All theatres (Movie and live performance) would play
Hedwig and the Angry Inch and
The Life Aquatic (BOWIE IN PORTUGUESE!!! Ahh!)
Getting back would be another story, I would most likely be like elrond and throw frequent "serious councils"
inviting all to find someone and put them in their representative chair. Then I think we would have coffee and lembas.
Yep. Sounds wonderful. Don't you think?
~Dreaming Ka~