(Gil-Galad will epecially enjoy this I think...
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It's WormTongue Parchment Mail!
Grima: And I took my mail to the market, and I bought it some fish sauce...
Run: wormtongueemail.exe
dear Wormtongue
Y don't u tell Yomer he's a jerk?
Luv,
gillie
Well, Jelly, despite your horrendous spelling, I think I'm going to do that right now.
Hey, Éomer! Whadd'ya doing?
Éomer: Oh, I was just going to send this hundred dollar bill to...
Grima: Yeah, well gillie thinks you're a jerk.
Éomer: Ohh. *rrrip*
Grima: Well Jelly, I told him, but don't expect me to be your messenger service again.
Ah...kinda long. SpM won't be happy. :P