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Originally Posted by THE Ka
Pippin pic:
* On one odd night of the fellowship, pippin decided to 'cheer up' everyone with a personal favorite, of course under the influence of a mysterious leaf...
"Gandalf, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Boromir, Boromir was a bugger for the bottle,
Legolas was fond of his dram,
And Elrond was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"
Gandalf: Ahem!
~A mysterious ka~
Whoever can guess where this song sample came from gets a chocolate! Hint: Monty Python...
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University of Wooloomooloo, Philosophy Faculty Song
"This is the Golden Elanor, emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand"
For one of my sister's Aussie colleaugues the solemnity of his aunt's funeral was somewhat compromised by the fact that they were all given a spray of the national flower to cast on the coffin. All he could think of during the ceremony as he clutched his bit of golden wattle was that song......
Oh well to get back to the captions:
Grima: " See I am not stupid, I have an external degree from The Unseen University , Ankh Morpork which cost me 20 gold pieces ..."
Theoden " Grima, apparently your degree has been "singed" by the vice chancellor C.M.O.T Dibbler and anyway there is no such place as Ankh Morpork..."