[The Elf-warrior]

MoS pic: "No, Mouth of Sauron, you can't be the Great Eye's press secretary. You're too ugly. But you have a great face for radio so you can be one of the announcers on the Voice of Mordor. In fact, we'll give you your own program, The Mouth of Sauron Speaks!" Three Hobbit's pic: Pippin screams after Frodo tells him it's going to be three hours fast walking before they will reach The Prancing Pony.