[The Barrow-Wight]

Gandalf Got Ran Over By A Balrog

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Gandalf got ran over by a Balrog
walking through the dwarf mines Christmas Eve
You can say the wings were only shadow
But as for me and Frodo we believe (not really)

He’d been drinking too much miruvor
And Strider begged him not to go
But he was still stunned by Watcher
So he stumbled to the bridge to meet his foe

His staff was flashing in the darkness
He shouted “No, you shall not pass”
But Balrogs aren’t good at taking orders
So he knocked the noisy wizard on his crevasse

Ooooooohhhhhh….

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We were all so proud of Frodo
He was taking it so well
Dodging Elves and orcs and Gollum
He wished he’d spent the Winter in Rivendell

It's just not fun without Mithrandir
His pointy hat, his funny jokes
The hobbits mourned his early passing
Until they found he’d left behind his smokes

Ooooooohhhhhh….

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When they found him in the Entwood
He claimed he’d survived the attack
And fought the monster on the mountain
Turning himself white, the monster black

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