If any of you are familiar with Monty Python, then you might know where I'm going with this.
Boromir: Barricade the door! They have a Chinchilla!
Aragorn: A what?
Boromir: (shaking) A chinchilla. (illustrates) A big ferocious beast, with huge fangs!
Aragorn: We will take down this thing none the less!
Boromir: No! You don't know this beast.
(Door breaks! revealing the Chinchilla!)
Aragorn: That is your chinchilla? (Cracks up) HaHa, come here Frodo! Looks rather cute. Come everyone look!
Frodo: Heehee reminds me of a gerbil!
Gimli: Awe! I want to pet it!
Legolas: It is kind of creepy.
Boromir: You don't understand it's evil!
Aragorn: Nonsense Boromir, I think we should keep it! (bends down to pick it up).
Frodo: Aragorn!
Frodo: Get it off me! Boromir! Get it off me!
Boromir: I tried to tell you! But no, you just laughed and said it was a harmless gerbil! I tried to warn you.
Frodo: I don't care! Just get it off me!
Boromir: I got you now.
Boromir: Oh crap...