Um... Enjoy. if you've seen Keeping up Appearances (i think that's what it is called) you'll know what's going on.
*knocking out side...
Who's there! If you're family, go kill yourself.
Ah, great. Another package to a hobbit door! Tomorrow i'm demanding a new route! Ah, yes! Is this the house of Mr. ... um. Mr. Bucket?... i have a delivery for him...
It's Bu-kay! Bu-kay!
Bu-kay? I thought it was Bucket...
who cares! Just take the bloody package!
I think... i'm going to cry!!!
Eh, does this one bite the dust or what!
~Embarassed Ka