[The Saucepan Man]

What about, for the really serious collector, Barrow-Downer action figures?

In that case, how about a HerenIstarion the Munificent™ figure with thread bumping action. He is programmed to recognise clever remarks, which cause him to wave his magic repping wand.

Or a Barrow-Wight™ figure with thread deleting action, programmed to make a wry comment when you say something stupid. Oh, and he glows green in the dark.

And what about Eowyn the Disco Queen? Comes with Fog Machine™ and bell bottom jeans.

Hmm, sounds like she would be a Bratz doll. I know all about Bratz. My daughter has moved on from Barbie ...