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Old 12-15-2004, 07:40 PM   #21
The Saucepan Man
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
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What about, for the really serious collector, Barrow-Downer action figures?
In that case, how about a HerenIstarion the Munificent™ figure with thread bumping action. He is programmed to recognise clever remarks, which cause him to wave his magic repping wand.

Or a Barrow-Wight™ figure with thread deleting action, programmed to make a wry comment when you say something stupid. Oh, and he glows green in the dark.


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And what about Eowyn the Disco Queen? Comes with Fog Machine™ and bell bottom jeans.
Hmm, sounds like she would be a Bratz doll. I know all about Bratz. My daughter has moved on from Barbie ...
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