Elrond giving Anduril to Aragorn.
Elrond- I come to give you news. Arwen is dying, her strength begins to wain. Sauron is secretly sending a fleet of Corsair ships, they will be in the city in two days. You're outnumbered Aragorn you need more men.
Aragorn- Well what about the Men from Dol Amroth, or the men from Lossarnach, Morthond, or Lebennin?
Mr. Jackson- CUT! Aragorn, you're line is "There are none." ACTION!
Aragorn-There are none.
Elrond-There are those who dwell in the mountains.
Aragorn-You will trust a bunch of cut throats, traitors, they answer to no one.
Elrond-They will answer to the King of Gondor. (unsheathes Anduril)
Aragorn-About time you give me my sword.
Elrond- Anduril, flame of the west forged, by the shards of Narsil. The man who carries this sword can summon him an army more deadly then what walks this earth.
Aragorn-I know that.
Elrond-You must put aside the ranger in you.
Aragorn-I know that.
Elrond- Become who you were born to be.
Aragorn-I KNOW THAT! Jeez, where is Elladan and Elrohir? I wish they were here.
Mr. Jackson- CUT! (whispers in Elrond's ear) ACTION!
Elrond-It just so happens they are deadly sick too.
George Foreman Grill
Frodo-I'm hungry Sam, what food do we got left?
Sam-(unpacks cooler) we got some steak, chicken, a couple turkeys....
Frodo-Well that's no good Sam, we don't have anything to cook it with.
Sam-I beg your pardon Mr. Frodo, I just so happened to bring my George Foreman Grill with me.
Frodo-Sam you're a genius! But, we don't have an outlet.
Sam-It's battery powered, and before you say anything I brought extra batteries.
Frodo-Sam you're a genius!
Sam-I did go to Harvard you know.
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