Thranduil: Species confused? No, I know exactly what species I am, I'm a very early version of a hobbit but my life has bee unnaturally prolonged by... No, that's not right is it? Ah yes, I'm a tree. Oh no, but they can't talk... Very well, I'm an ent!
*silence*
Legolas:*Ahem* Father, try elf.
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.
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