Admit it. You probably thought I was never going to post here ever again. Well, guess what? I am going to post here. And there's absolutely nothing you can do about it!
MU-WA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, seriously, on to ye olde poste.
MERRY: *wakes up* Where am I? How did I get this hangover? And why am I wearing a Darth Maul costume?
PIPPIN: (wearing a Luke Skywalker costume) You think YOU've got a hangover? I'm feeling so bad, I'm just going to klunk myself over the head with Gandalf's bowling ball and knock myself unconscious.
*steals Palantir*
PIPPIN: Hey! This isn't a bowling ball!
*The overused giant flaming eyeball of DOOM appears*
SAURON: You cannot hide. I see you.
PIPPIN: *stare*
SAURON: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
PIPPIN: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
SAURON: No. I AM YOUR FATHER!
PIPPIN: That's not true! That's impossible!
MERRY: What's going on?
PIPPIN: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...
MERRY: Gandalf! He's lost it!
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