As regards sunbeds, it's a little thing called being clever.
Stealing the sunbeds? Hey, anything goes...
Aman, Lalwende, I am glad to say that I have never been to Stranraer. Cold, dead people down in those parts!
But I am familiar with the cannibal family. Murder, inbreeding, human flesh....ghastly stuff.
I would like to comment on the English stereotypes that have been bandied about on this thread. You see, the person
Saucepan Man describes is what everyone loves about the English. However, the horrible illustrations of
Lalwende are far more prevalent and worrying. That whole
"Are you lookin' at me?" alchopops, chunky fake jewellery and reality tv/celebrity culture is simply something to run away from in my book.
And no, I am not a conservative.
Do Scots and Welsh have identities? Or are they just extensions of the English? I know the Irish definitely have a distinct identity.