Welcome one and all. 
 
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				... to say nothing of the strain on the kitchen and scullery staff who are trying to keep you all fed and clean.
			
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 Er, isn't that why all you girls are here? 
 
*Crashes, clangs and general clamour as various kitchen implements bounce off Saucepan's pots and pans*