[The Only Real Estel]

Tom who now? I'm sorry, my good phant-asmic friend, but you've successfully stumped me. Not an easy task. Be proud.

I'm with Fea... don't get it. The only Osbourne I know of is Ozzy

Since the phantom is from Nebraska I'm guessing he's talking about the former Nebraska football coach Tom Osbourne, who always seemed to beat my Kansas State Wildcats. If that helps any...