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Originally Posted by Maeggaladiel
After the final tomato was thrown, Elrond decided that he would never put on a kabuki play for the Orcs again.
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Elrond: *Watches Legolas in the distance* How does Legolas manage to stay so sparkly clean after fighting an army of blood-filled orcs in a mudhole? I swear that guy is made of Teflon or something!
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<--- Fake corporate grin...
Heh. Yes, I know. You are amazed by my dry humour... You may throw trinkets now...
~Ka~