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Old 11-12-2004, 06:43 PM   #11
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Odd Narrator: The companions (that's what we're calling them now, right? Oh, it's so confusing! Well, it's the companions meaning Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf - oh and three horses, Shadowfax, Hasufel, and Arod. Whew . . .) rode on through sunset. Gandalf drove them so hard even Aragorn was stiff and weary when they finally rested


Whew! Even I am stiff and weary!


They all slept except for Gandalf-


Hey!


What now?


But I'm an elf, elves aren't supposed to need sleep, I certainly didn't before, wasn't there something about resting my mind in the strange paths of elvish dreams even as I walk open-eyed in the light of this world?


No, no, it says right here: "Legolas slept with Gimli-


WHAT?!!!


-beside him." Chill out, dude.


Let me see that script- hang on a sec-


HEY, that's not what it says, you just put that in there on purpose to make a joke!


Yeah, so? It's a parody, what did you expect, continuity? Pshaw. AS I WAS SAYING,




Aren't we in this scene too?


Will the characters PLEASE stop TALKING to the NARRATOR??!! I can't get anything done with you people!


And horses!


And talkative inanimate objects!


Theyhaltedforafewhours andthenrodeonswiftly underthecoldmoon thatwaswaxing andsinkinginthe cloudywest! Grrrrrr . . .
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