*sighs and jumps bandwagon*
Odd Narrator: The companions (that's what we're calling them now, right? Oh, it's so confusing! Well, it's the companions meaning Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf - oh and three horses, Shadowfax, Hasufel, and Arod. Whew . . .) rode on through sunset. Gandalf drove them so hard even Aragorn was stiff and weary when they finally rested
Whew! Even I am stiff and weary!
They all slept except for Gandalf-
Hey!
What now?
But I'm an elf, elves aren't supposed to need sleep, I certainly didn't before, wasn't there something about resting my mind in the strange paths of elvish dreams even as I walk open-eyed in the light of this world?
No, no, it says right here: "Legolas slept with Gimli-
WHAT?!!!
-beside him." Chill out, dude.
Let me see that script- hang on a sec-
HEY, that's not what it says, you just put that in there on purpose to make a joke!
Yeah, so? It's a parody, what did you expect, continuity? Pshaw. AS I WAS SAYING,
Aren't we in this scene too?
Will the characters PLEASE stop TALKING to the NARRATOR??!! I can't get anything done with you people!
And horses!
And talkative inanimate objects!
Theyhaltedforafewhours andthenrodeonswiftly underthecoldmoon thatwaswaxing andsinkinginthe cloudywest! Grrrrrr . . .