Morgy, that is many different kinds of awesome.
*must do that in her RE class*
Okay, here's one: find all the fangirls who write LotR fanfics. Ask them, under the pretense that you're actually interested, what site they have their stories posted on. Ask for their screen names. Go find their fics and report them to the PPC. We will take care of the rest. *Saph and Morgy don sunglasses*
Who ya gonna call? The Plot Protectors!
Abedithon le,
~ Saphy ~