Greetings and welcome to Aragorn's Court 
Saucepan Man. Your smoking jacket is there on the hook, and here is your pipe. You can have a seat by the fire and chat with 
davem, or if you'd rather, I wouldn't mind a partner at billiards.
Where's 
Bethberry you say? She's just popped down to the kitchen to make us all a cup of tea. . .  
 
   
  