Ah yes...my brother and I were musing on this point a mere few...years ago.
The One Ring would be replaced by the One Floppy Disk (I suppose it'd be a CD now though...), and Aragorn would be the heir to a huge software company. Gandalf would be a
financial wizard and in the adventure, they would journey into the abandoned Moria, Inc.'s warehouse, where they would be assailed by (gasp!) Red Tape!
But Aragorn being a homeless guy eating out of trash cans...that's brilliant.
Oh, and happy birthday Menel! You and my brother share the same birthdate.