Prophet #1: Do you have the Answer?
Aragorn: Yes.
Prophet #2: You mean there really is one?!
Aragorn: There really is one.
Prophet #2: And you're going to tell us?
Aragorn: Yes.
Prophet #1: Now?
Aragorn: Now.
Prophet #2: Wow.
*pause*
Aragorn: You're not going to like it...
That brings us to Unofficial Rule #42 of the Crazy Captions thread: whenever possible, allude to Hitchhiker's Guide.
